Kanjibhai's Gift To Rupaben.

Rupaben's husband Kanjibhai asked her what she wanted for her birthday.

She thought for a moment and remembering the Diamonds in the Deck of cards said, "This year I just want cold, hard cash for a change."

The following day Kanjibhai filled her request.

He put 200 Rupee coins into a glass jar, then filled it with water and placed it in the freezer.

On her birthday he handed his wife a solidly frozen bottle of change.

Birthday gift for Wife

A man complained to his coworker that he didn't know what to get his wife for her birthday. 'She already has everything you could think of, and she can buy herself whatever she likes.'

'Here's an idea,' said the colleague. 'Make up your own gift certificate that says, 'Thirty minutes of great loving, any way you want it.' I guarantee she'll be enchanted.'

The next day, the colleague asked, 'Well? Did you take my suggestion?'

'Yes,' replied the man.

'Did she like it?'

'Oh, yes! She jumped up kissed me on the forehead, and ran out of the door yelling, 'See you in 30 minutes!''