4 sardar

4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyun..?
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petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
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petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
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2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Taxi
kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu..?
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2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyu..?
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bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..

Criminal Behind the bars

sardar Inspector and SP goes to a murder spot and all the surrounding civians request for justice.

SP: Inspector! I want all of them who are involved in this murder "behind the bar" before 8 in the evening.

sardar SI will go the Sona bar at 7Pm and find all the murderer in the bar. He will call up his officer and said. "sir, murderers are already in the bar so you can come". Officers say "great job, you wait I will come to station".

sardar SI says, no sir, you have to come to Sona bar not to station.

Sardarji Kidnapping a Child

Sardarji Kidnapping a Child


A Sardar Ji was Living hand to Mouth.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".

Signed: "A Sardarji".

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:

"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji.

Sardarji 2

• Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
  
  "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
  
  "Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Sardarji 1

There were three mans one was black one was white and one was sardar.... they went to resturent with there wifes...the black guy said to his wife honey pass me the honey....white said sweety pass me the sweets...and sardar said to his wife cow pass me the milk.

An english man said to sardar"Pass the wine you divine". Sardar says"very poetic" and then says "Pass the custard you bastard"!!!


Wife: Main Maeke jaa rahi hoon, Talak ka notice bhej doongi. Husband: JA JA, Aevien mithian mithian gallan karke mainu khush karan di koshish na kar!!!!!!


Sardar ne toilet ke diwar par padha, "Likhne wala mahan aur padhne wala bevakuf".Sardar ko padh ke gussa aaya. Sardar ne likha, "Likhne wala bevakuf aur padhne wala mahan"

once the computer shows press any key to continue. sardar sitting in front of it,said to his sir that, sir.. i am not finding any key in my keyboard. so plz help me..