Mithaiwala husband writes love letter to his wife:
Hello my dearest Rasgulli
Whenever I see your eyes I miss my Ras Malai
Your cheeks are like Strawberry Barfi,
Your lips are like Pendaas
Ears are like Kaju Katri ,
You taste like Kesri Jalebi
Your lovely smile looks like a packet of Ghund Paak
and to end it all, because of U, now I have diabetes
Showing posts with label loveletter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label loveletter. Show all posts
Monday, January 18, 2010
Software love letter
Hi gud morning
Sweetheart,
I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time
I've been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a
real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are
attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power
equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program
modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never
experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked
together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a
human being to live an error free life.
Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break
their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so
that my connect script will fail.
And it's all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of
your inbox. Error free...
Sweetheart,
I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time
I've been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a
real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are
attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power
equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program
modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never
experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked
together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a
human being to live an error free life.
Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break
their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so
that my connect script will fail.
And it's all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of
your inbox. Error free...
Mathematician Love Letter
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your
triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set,
but when a vector of magnitude (likeness)
from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians
made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots,
which only you can solve by making
good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can integrate me.
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your
triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set,
but when a vector of magnitude (likeness)
from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians
made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots,
which only you can solve by making
good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can integrate me.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Love letter in form of questionaire and reply to it
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
*My Dearest **Reshma*,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped
singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide
it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and
you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on
your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. *Don't delay in
expressing it.*
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's
getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in
confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
*Love*, Akshay
Reshma's reply letter was also in *Q/A format*........
*Akshay*,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (*Anjali*) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it
true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. *I come
daily to Temple*. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
*Hope everything is clear to you*.
*My Dearest **Reshma*,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped
singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide
it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and
you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on
your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. *Don't delay in
expressing it.*
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's
getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in
confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
*Love*, Akshay
Reshma's reply letter was also in *Q/A format*........
*Akshay*,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (*Anjali*) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it
true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. *I come
daily to Temple*. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
*Hope everything is clear to you*.
The corporate love letter
In today's world of MBA's, the old fashioned Love-Letter is being replaced by such 'Corporate' Love-Letters, go ahead and read on.
Dearest Ms. _____,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 25th of December 2008. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 24 th of December 2008 at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of all your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without any further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Dearest Ms. _____,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 25th of December 2008. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 24 th of December 2008 at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of all your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without any further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
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