Sholay -the software version

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar
software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo
loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".



Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya
hai."



Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire
kiye
hain kya?"



Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal
raha
hai."



Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water
tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.



Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya
hai
ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i nahin aate."



Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,
Kuch
bhi kar sakte hain."



Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar
se
kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."



AT GABBAR'S DEN..



Gabbar: "Kitne virus thhye?"



Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."



Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya
soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? incentive dega , Salary
badayega?



Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la
re".

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"



Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."



Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi
hai.[logout -
logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"



Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."





Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"............ ....????? ?