Gareeb chutkule (some more)

Why dere are 7 days in a week?
very very very simple cuz dere are 7 nights.....ha               ha                      ha   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
mind u ha ha ha is written according to newton's fourth law of uniform position..................

Name a college where boy's don't study at all?????
Women's college.....

Have u people heard about scuba diving.............
Now tell me why the hell those divers dive in the way 
they generally do...I mean why do they jump while taking a somersault????????
 Because if they jump straight they will fall at no other place but in the boat itself.............

Name a place which is constructed by men but men are never allowed to 
go at dat place??????/
Girl's toilet


Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?


Ans:- adidas


Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai?
 Agar haa to
thoda haldi,
mirchi,
 immli,
 aur narial
 dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete..

what an idea sir ji..

 What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).



Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)


Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener


Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur 2 Ladke Uske Saath KYA HUA HOGA
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 Jaan-ne Ke Liye Dekhiye C I D Friday Raat 10 Baje..



RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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Gandhi ji ahinsa ko kyu mante the?     
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  Kyuki wo jante the ki ek thappad me wo ludak jayenge.Khali-pili panga lene se kya fayda.

banta ka opposite hai IODEX.. kyunki banta sardar hai............ iodex ASARDAR hai



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watz d opposite of DOMINOES????
THINK THINK
THINK THINK THINK

SIMPLE!!!

DOMI DOESN'T KNOW!!!












Killer PJ of the day:
mallika sherawat ka gaana chal raha tha  "beeghey hoonth tere"................
cockroach bhi dekh raha tha...
thodi der baad woh mar gaya  kyun??????????

kyunki gana hit tha



There were 2 friends JO & WO .. 1 day JO got scared seeing d snake .. 
Suddenly WO died . Why did WO died ???? bcos ..................................... 

JO dargaya Wo margaya :P :D
abe koi ise chup karao yaar
bahut bada wala lag raha hai ye