A little boy went into a drug store,  reached for a soda carton and ask him for a Phone Call. 
Shop-owner  replied Sweety this is not a STD, but you can do one call.
The  store-owner observed and listened to the 
conversation:
The  boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
The  woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady,  I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your  lawn now." replied boy. 
The woman responded that she was  very satisfied with the person who was 
presently cutting her lawn.
The  little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep 
your  curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn 
in  all of North-Palm beach, Florida."
Again the woman answered  in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy  replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to  all this, walked over to the boy and 
said," Son... I like your  attitude; I like that positive spirit and would 
like to offer you a  job." 
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just  checking my performance with 
the job I already have. I am the one  who is working for that 
lady, I was talking to!"
 
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