Bus driver

John was on his way to work. He got on his bus and sat down. After a while there is a small bump.

John; "What was that?"

Driver; "It was a cat"

John; "Why did you run it over?"

Driver; "Well it was either that or swerve into the tree at the side of the road and kill us all!"

John; "Oh, fair enough"

A little farthur down the road the bus swerves suddenly and a bigger bump shakes the bus.

John; "What was that!!?"

Driver; "It was a dog"

John; "Why did you run it over?"

Driver "I couldn't help it, I tried to swerve but I hit it by accident"

John; "That's awful but I suppose you did try to swerve"

The bus continued on its journey but later on it swerved again and there was a small bump followed by a large thud.

John; "What is it this time?"

Driver; "I hit an old lady"

John; "Oh my god. Is she alright?

Driver; "No she's lying in a pool of blood by the side of the road."

John; "I can't believe this! Why did this have to happen on my journey."

The driver called for an ambulence and the bus set off again. When John got off the bus, he asked the driver: "If the big bump was the old lady, what was the small one?"

The driver simply replied "I had to go on the pavement to get her!"

Truck se dar

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Taxi driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:"Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first
day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the
last 25 years!

Driver

This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long illness.....




One fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum




Chalayenge..".




Driver, "Par Saab aapki tabyat?.."




Amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance




Karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau...




....Hain"




Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... Zoooooooooom




Breaks one red signal...... ...




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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the




Road..




Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke




Kagjaaat..."




Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him....




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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....




"Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."




Sir"KYun kya hua??"




Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi NE signal toda he aur Maine us gaadi ko side me




Rakha he"




Sir: "To phir?"




Hawaldar:"SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... Mein uska




Challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .."




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Sir"KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??"




HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR .... PAR USNE NE ... HE NA .. SIR ... AMITABH




BACHHAN




KO DRIVER RAKHA HE....".

Driver mar gaya

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ....

Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi ...

Dono ki takkar hui ...

Totaa Behosh ...

Raste me Ek Beggar tha

Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar Le gaya ...

Usko Marham lagaya ..

Aur Pinjare me rakh diya ...

Jab Tote ko hosh aaya ...


Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha ...
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"AAILA ... JAIL .... Who Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya ??