CID pj's 2

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Mere grdan me dard aur gale me kharash h,
Wah wah..
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Mere gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai,
wah wah
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Oh My God, Daya, yahape ek Laash hai!

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 Paanch ka Ek Samosa,

Das ke Do.....
Wah Wah....
Paanch ka Ek Samosa,
Das ke Do....
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Daya jaa ke Darwaaza Tod Do...

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tere dil me meri sason ko panah mill jaye,

tere... dil me meri sason ko panah mill jaye..


DAYA jaldi karo ise pehle ki ek or koon ho jaye....

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 Waah Waah....
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal....
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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal...

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Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
Wah Wah...
Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
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Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi.....








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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah....
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai....
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai....

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bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai....arz kiya hai bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai........
abhijit ye baat utni seedhi nahi jitni dikh rahi hai

CID pj's 1

Uss pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya......... .Waah.......Us pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya......... .ACP:Daya pata karo 



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Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga....

Wah Wah...

Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.....

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Daya, wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .

 

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Na Bandook se maaro, na Bomb se Maaro....

Waah... Waah...

Na Bandook Se Maaro , Na Bomb Se Maaro....

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Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....

 

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Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,

Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,
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Daya in sab k fingerprints le lo ! 

 

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Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega....

Wah Wah....

Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega.....

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Acp pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega...

 

 

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 gaye ko angrezi mai kehete hai cow .....
wah wah....
gaye ko angrezi mai kehete hai cow .
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kuch to baat hai daya pata lagao

 

 

 

 

Christmas Tree

It's Christmas time and Bill and Joe decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Joe brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Bill to look at it.

"Well, Bill, What do you think?"

"Sorry, Joe, this tree won't do. Let's try another one."

They come upon another nice tree, Joe brushes it off, and they both look at it.

"How about this one, Bill?"

"Not quite, Joe. Let's keep looking". This goes on until nightfall. Both Bill and Joe are cold, tired, and hungry. "Well, Bill, what do we do now?"

"Joe, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."