At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
Showing posts with label menNwomen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label menNwomen. Show all posts
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Ooh men
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving
down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of
the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
What If men would only listen!!
down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of
the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
What If men would only listen!!
Sunday, April 4, 2010
women and Men
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
Men n women
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
Expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
Believe you
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
Expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
Believe you
Sunday, March 7, 2010
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
~ Both of them.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
~ He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
~ The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
~ So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
~ No one knows, it's never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
~ They all already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
~ A widow.
When does a woman care for a man's company?
~ When he owns it.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
~ Put the remote control between his toes.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
~ They're married.
~ Both of them.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
~ He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
~ The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
~ So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
~ No one knows, it's never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
~ They all already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
~ A widow.
When does a woman care for a man's company?
~ When he owns it.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
~ Put the remote control between his toes.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
~ They're married.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Discoveries and Inventions by Men and Women
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things… While Women STUCK to shopping.
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things… While Women STUCK to shopping.
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