Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.



"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."



"I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."



"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.



"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."