A complex love story!

 Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain.
But villain loves hero's sister,and hero's sister loves heroine's brother .
Here, heroine's brother loves villain's sister .
But villain's sister loves hero's brother.



Again!, hero's brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain.

Finally two people commit suicide.






Who're they? ……….. Producer and the Director!!

Gareeb chutkule (some more)

Why dere are 7 days in a week?
very very very simple cuz dere are 7 nights.....ha               ha                      ha   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
mind u ha ha ha is written according to newton's fourth law of uniform position..................

Name a college where boy's don't study at all?????
Women's college.....

Have u people heard about scuba diving.............
Now tell me why the hell those divers dive in the way 
they generally do...I mean why do they jump while taking a somersault????????
 Because if they jump straight they will fall at no other place but in the boat itself.............

Name a place which is constructed by men but men are never allowed to 
go at dat place??????/
Girl's toilet


Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?


Ans:- adidas


Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai?
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thoda haldi,
mirchi,
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 dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete..

what an idea sir ji..

 What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).



Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)


Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener


Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur 2 Ladke Uske Saath KYA HUA HOGA
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 Jaan-ne Ke Liye Dekhiye C I D Friday Raat 10 Baje..



RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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Gandhi ji ahinsa ko kyu mante the?     
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  Kyuki wo jante the ki ek thappad me wo ludak jayenge.Khali-pili panga lene se kya fayda.

banta ka opposite hai IODEX.. kyunki banta sardar hai............ iodex ASARDAR hai



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watz d opposite of DOMINOES????
THINK THINK
THINK THINK THINK

SIMPLE!!!

DOMI DOESN'T KNOW!!!












Killer PJ of the day:
mallika sherawat ka gaana chal raha tha  "beeghey hoonth tere"................
cockroach bhi dekh raha tha...
thodi der baad woh mar gaya  kyun??????????

kyunki gana hit tha



There were 2 friends JO & WO .. 1 day JO got scared seeing d snake .. 
Suddenly WO died . Why did WO died ???? bcos ..................................... 

JO dargaya Wo margaya :P :D
abe koi ise chup karao yaar
bahut bada wala lag raha hai ye

A life-death question

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.






Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now ............

write your answer before your scroll down....


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Sing a Happy Birthday song

3 chicks

A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily-
"Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross"....

Q). Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????

Think a little bit ....... Its easy !

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ANS:

ARRE BACHCHE HAIN ...

KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN ...

unko ginti kaha aati hai

Gareeb Chutkule (PJs) : Hammering ones (Hindi)

1) Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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2) Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......

sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy??????

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"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

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3) if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it mean???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????







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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere

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4) rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........................................



sonia gandhi --> kyun beta????????????????



rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat (Bahu Mat)do



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5) BRUCE LEE was a great man







But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...







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Because he became



MAMU LEE!



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6) santa and banta r discussing---------

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."



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7) One day Ravan went to a disco..........................



aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya....................









kyun???????????????????









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bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"



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8) who make Ganesh to Anesh...????













ThinK......















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okay....



" KAILASH KHER "





tere naam se " G " loon....



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9) Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To

naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.

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Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq (Inzemam Ul Haq) se maango."

Gareeb Chutukula : Bruce Lee ki Kahani (Hindi)

Bruce Lee was pretty famous in the world before his sister gave birth to a child...
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Coz he became Mamu-Lee (Mamooli)

Ajeet n raabert - gareeb chutkula

Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai..



Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein Titan ki ghadi aur doosre haath mein HMT ki ghadi pehnaado.



Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai.

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Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert.

Isko bathaana hai ki ab yeh do ghadi ka mehmaan hai.

0 - 8 gareeb chutkula

'Zero' ne 'Eight' se kya kaha hoga?????






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Ans..

0 ne 8 se kahaa...."Nice Belt yaar.... kahan se kharidi??"

Diamond gareeb chutkula

 Once upon a time, Sada and Ada ,visited the coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada goes right and Ada goes left .
Sada had one harpoon only but Ada had sophisticated diamond detecting tools.
Inspite of that, Sada found one diamond but Ada didnt find any ... !!!


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Kyunki















Hira hai Sada ke liye !!!!

Gold mango tree

Ek samundar ke andar ek gold wale mango ka ped hota hai
aur ek policewale ko vo mango chahiye hota hai
use swimming nahi aati
waha boat nahi hai
pani me sharks hai
TO WO MANGO KAISE LEGA
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SIDHA haath dalega aur lega
kyuki kanoon ke haath bade lambe hote hai.

Foolish ppl

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.

Banta Singh : Ok

Interviewer : Made in India

Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up

Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down

Interviewer : Maxi Mum

Banta Singh : Mini Dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat

Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat

Interviewer : I say you get out!

Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in

Interviewer : I reject you!

Banta Singh : You Appoint me

Interviewer : ...!!!!!!!

PJ (Hindi) - questions

- In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?

A - The other 9 fish are crying.................

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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???

coz, they all started clapping !!!!

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What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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- HASINA !

Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"

Whatz a (P + i J)?

- A "complex poor joke"

Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"

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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?

Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

Crying gal

Ek ladki raaaste ke beech mein phut phut ke ro rahi thi...achanak ek car aati hai aur use thokti hai...fir bhi woh ladki nahi marti...in fact the car is damaged ..how????

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woh bahut ro rahi thi
ro (density) is very high.

density x volume = mass

therefore mass is very very high.(higher than car) isliye gaadi damaged!

Death of raani

Once there was a man by name Bhagwan. A beautiful girl by name Raani falls in love with Bhagwan. After few days of their affair, Raani dies.

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Kyonki woh Bhagwan ko pyaari ho gayi!!

Some stupid question answers

• Question - Jiska dil toot gaya hai Uske pass general knowledge kyun nahi hoti hai ????
  
  
  
  
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• Ek baar pakistani team India mein friendship series ke liye aati hai
  
  Finally before returning to pakistan they are invited at a tea party with the Indian team. Everyone in the pakistani team and the indian team come together and the party begins. Every body is enjoying their cup of tea .....
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  Now pakistani opener Shahid Afridi wants some biscuits.. So instead of asking to the waiter he asks Inzamam for buiscuits why????(no inzy is not sitting next to the biscuit plate.) ??
  
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  ANS : Because they were Priyagold Biscuits. Priya gold Biscuits
  
  .......Hak(Haq) se maango............... 
•  what is the cube of 13?                                                                                                                     Its : SUROOR wandaring how? thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR 
• ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?                                                        kyonki uska naam hanuman tha.. 
• who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? ..........sita with ravan                                                      
• wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? .Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya  
• wht do u call a really colourful tamilian??? Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan 
• An elephant falls in luv wid n ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige guess y??                          they gave a solid reason **Ladke k data bahar hai**  
• ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda.. 
• Full form of MATHS???? Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students 
• what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? Ans: hasina