Some stupid question answers

• Question - Jiska dil toot gaya hai Uske pass general knowledge kyun nahi hoti hai ????
  
  
  
  
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  Answer- Jab dil he toot gaya to ,GK, kya karenge!
• Ek baar pakistani team India mein friendship series ke liye aati hai
  
  Finally before returning to pakistan they are invited at a tea party with the Indian team. Everyone in the pakistani team and the indian team come together and the party begins. Every body is enjoying their cup of tea .....
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  Now pakistani opener Shahid Afridi wants some biscuits.. So instead of asking to the waiter he asks Inzamam for buiscuits why????(no inzy is not sitting next to the biscuit plate.) ??
  
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  ANS : Because they were Priyagold Biscuits. Priya gold Biscuits
  
  .......Hak(Haq) se maango............... 
•  what is the cube of 13?                                                                                                                     Its : SUROOR wandaring how? thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR 
• ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?                                                        kyonki uska naam hanuman tha.. 
• who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? ..........sita with ravan                                                      
• wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? .Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya  
• wht do u call a really colourful tamilian??? Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan 
• An elephant falls in luv wid n ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige guess y??                          they gave a solid reason **Ladke k data bahar hai**  
• ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda.. 
• Full form of MATHS???? Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students 
• what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? Ans: hasina