Sunday, January 31, 2010

Jokes on husband-wife 3

  • Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

    "Anita is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

    Anita's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

    "Please let me know if your idea works on Anita because I would like to try it out on her mother."
  • Tumhe Kaisi biwi chahiye (Hindi)

    Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ?
    Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye
    jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaaye

     

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