Jokes on sindhis

• A Sindhi cyclist knocks down a Sindhi lady.
  
  Lady: Mua, Peetal aahin cha?
  
  cyclist: Na Amma, ma sital ahyan, ganga jo put.
• Sindhi and sardar 
  Mr.Thadani, a middle-aged Sindhi, is on a plane for Hongkong, in a window seat.
  
  Just before take-off, this HUGE Sardar wearing a beautiful suit walks up and sits down beside him.
  
  A few minutes later, the plane takes off.
  All is well For a while.
  
  But then, Mr.Thadani realizes that he has to go to the washroom.
  
  That wouldn't be a problem,but he looks over and notices that the Sardar beside him is sound asleep, and Mr.Thadani, being a meek man is afraid to disturb him.
  
  So he figures he'll hold it in till Sardarji wakes up.
  
  But as luck would have it, the Sardar just keeps snoring away, and Mr. Thadani is feeling increasingly more uncomfortable.
  
  After a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from holding it in combined with the plane ride.
  
  He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"--he throws up all over the Sardar and his beautiful suit.
  
  He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there in apprehension waiting for the Sardar to wake up.
  
  Finally, the Sardar wakes up, and finds all this vomit all over him. Mr. Thadani says to him, "Well, do you fell better now?"
• Viagra
  A Sindhi walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 1,000 Rupees.
  
  "No, not worth it Sai!"
  
  "OK, how about 500 Rupees?"
  
  "No, not worth it Sai!"
  
  "OK, 200?"
  
  "No, not worth it!"
  
  "How about 100?"
  
  "No, not worth it!"
  
  "Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
  
  "Ade baba, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."
• Sindhi: Yeh banana kaisay diya?
  Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
  Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
  S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
  Sindhi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
• Sindhi on his death time.
  My wife, where r u ?
  Wife:Yes, I’m here
  My sons daughters ru all here?
  Yes, Papa
  Sindhi:To phir bahar wale kamre
  ka pankha Q chal raha hay ??? :D:D:D
• Sindhi 14th floor se neche gira
  Girte waqt usne
  apni ghar ki khirki me
  apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
  to chilla k bola
  MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
• Sindhi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
  Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
  Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
  Sindhi ne phir khoon dia.
  Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
  Sindhi:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
  Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi sindhi ka khoon dor raha hay:)
• Sindhi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya
  charges hongay?
  NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
  Sindhi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
  Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
  Sindhi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
  Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..
• Sindhi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
  Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
  Sindhi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
  Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
• Sindhi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
  3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
  Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
• Titanic K Sath Sindhi Bhi Doob Raha Tha
  Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
  Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
  Sindhi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
• Train mein 1 sindhi aur 1chinese baithe the. Ek machar aaya ... chinese ne pakda aur kha gaya...Doosra machar aaya...sindhi ne pakada aur chinese ke taraf dekh kar bola --- "KHARIDEGA KYA??"
• Why does a Sindhi wish for rain?
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  Because he gets a free car wash.
   
• Auto driver to Sindhi passenger : ”Sir, auto ke brakes fail ho gaye hain Kya karoon.?”
  Sindhi passenger : ”Bhenya Charya, pehle meter band kar”
   
• A Sindhi, Mr. Keswani, unmarried with no money, no home and a blind mother
  prayed to God daily over a period of several months.
  
  Finally, God responds to Mr. Keswani saying that God is happy withMr. Keswani's
  prayers and that God will grant Mr. Keswani one, only one wish.
  
  Mr. Keswani then wished, 'Dear God, I wish that my mother will see my wife putting
  gold and diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new mansion.'
  
  God muttered, 'Damn; Ive made these sindhis too intelligent.'
   
• Do u knwo glass tutya to kya awaz at hai ?
  Dhuz!!!!
  NO
  Dhooz!!!!
  NO
  Thish!!!!!
  NO
  
  
  Nahi Yaar
  Mummy ki awaz ati hai "Lakh lannat thai wari cha bhaghai?
  Elderly Sindhi gentle man in Ulasnagar calls his son in Hong Kong and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 40 years of misery is enough!"
  
  "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
  
  "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in London and tell her!
  
  "Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on phone. "Likeheck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Ulasnagar immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow . Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up.
  
  The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali this year and also paying their own airfare!!"
  
  no wonder sindhis are considered smart......this sindhi joke also shows the sindhi smartness
  
  
  
• A humble sindhi bride
  A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner.
  As expected, she gave a little speech: "My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said    "Firstly, With my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences - my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine."
  "What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.
  What I mean dad is: Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.   Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account. Those who used to clean should clean. As for me, I am here just to entertain your son!  
• Full form of sindhi Asi SINDHI mana (means)
  S - Sida Sada (Simple and Sober)
  I - Insaniyat ware (humane)
  N - Nek Dil ( Kind Hearted)
  D - Dharmi (People who do they work honetsly and sincerly)
  H - Hushar (Smart)
  I - Imandar (Non-Corrupt)
  Ayo Laal Sabhayi Chao Jhulelal!!!!!!!!!
  
  
• Different sindhis
  A Sindhi lawyer?:
  Case-wani
  
  A Sindhi lawyer after a case?:
  Purse-wani
  
  A blue-skier Sindhi?:
  Akash-wani
  
  What is a communist Sindhi called?
  Lalwani.
  
  What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
  Thadani.
  
  What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
  Kriplani.
  
  What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
  Marjani.
  
  What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music?
  Raga Kirvani.
  
  A god fearing Sindhi?
  Bhagwandas Godwani
  
  A Sindhi painter?
  Sadarangani
  
  A Sindhi chef?
  Papadmull Kukreja
  
  A Sindhi electrician?
  Voltram Bijlani
  
  A fashionable Sindhi?
  Jogio Armani
  
  A Sindhi milkman?
  Gopal Dudeja
  
  A heroic Sindhi soldier?
  Hiroo Sipahimalani
  
  A Sindhi pest control contractor?
  Khatmull Marwani
  
  A Sindhi stripper working in New York?
  Barbra Jhangiani
  
  A Sindhi casanova?
  Prem Kissinchandani
  
  A Sindhi fire-engine?
  Bhambhani
  
  A Sindhi detergent?
  Neelam Rindani
  
  A Sindhi postman?
  Mailwani
  
  A forgetful Sindhi?
  Bulo Bhulchandani
  
  A fashionable Sindhi?
  Primlani
  
  A fat Sindhi?
  Hathiramani
  
  A Sindhi fly?
  Makhija
  
  A downtrodden Sindhi?
  Nichani
  
  A corrupt Sindhi?
  Chaipani
  
  Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
  Because the air is free. 
• Materialism
  
  
  Check out this Sindhi Joke..im sure u will find it funny!
  
  
  A Sindhi, after parking his car, opens the door and a car comes by and tears the door off.
  He looks at his friend sitting next to him and exclaims, "My Mercedes! ... My mercedes!
  ... My mercedes!"  
  His friend looks at him and says, "You Sindhi's are all alike. All you're worried about is material things. You never even  noticed that your arm is gone!"  
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  To which the Sindhi cries,
  "My Rollex! ... My Rollex! ... My Rollex!!"