Nurses

• Simple operation                                                                                                                             A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his
  wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked,
  "What's the matter?"
  
  He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry,
  I'm sure it will be all right.'"
  
  "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
  
  "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!" 
• why she undergo operation instead?                                                                                            A 45 -yr. old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
  While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
  
  Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
  
  God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
  
  Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
  to have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
  She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
  
  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
  
  After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
  While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
  
  Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
  "I thought you said I had another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days
  Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
  
  You'll love this!!!!!
  
  God : "didn't recognize you at that time"                          
• Operation theatre                                                                                                                     There are three guys waiting outside the operation theatre.The first person is reading a book called 'Lord Jesus'. A nurse comes out and tells the first person 'Your wife has delivered a baby'.
  
  After sometime the nurse comes back and looks at the second person. The second person is reading a book called 'Lav Kush'. The nurse informs him that his wife has delivered two babies.
  
  After some more time the nurse comes back but before she can say anything the third person runs away from there leaving behind the book he was reading - titled 'Ali Baba Chaalis Chor'