Personality test

Personality Definitions probable in-built characteristic

OUTGOING PERSONALITY Always going out of the office
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS Spends lots of time on phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ALSO ACTIVE SOCIALLY Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER Won't make a decision
AGGRESSIVE Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT Lucky one
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED Must be Back Stabber
LOYAL Can't get a job anywhere else