Ek police wala car wale nu rok ke - "Eh sada suraksha week hai, isliye tuhanu belt pa ke gaddi chalaun layi Rs. 5000/- da inaam dita janda hai. Tusi ehna paiseyan da ki karoge?"
Man - "Sab to pehlan mein apna driving licence banawanga."
Woman on the back seat - "Ehdi gal te yakeeen na karo, eh sharaab pee ke eddan hi bolda hai."
Man's Child police dekh ke - "Papa mainu pata c, chori di car ch asin jyada door nahin ja sakde."
Pichche se dikki mein se awaaj aayi - "Hello bhai border paar ho gaya."
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Criminal Behind the bars
sardar Inspector and SP goes to a murder spot and all the surrounding civians request for justice.
SP: Inspector! I want all of them who are involved in this murder "behind the bar" before 8 in the evening.
sardar SI will go the Sona bar at 7Pm and find all the murderer in the bar. He will call up his officer and said. "sir, murderers are already in the bar so you can come". Officers say "great job, you wait I will come to station".
sardar SI says, no sir, you have to come to Sona bar not to station.
SP: Inspector! I want all of them who are involved in this murder "behind the bar" before 8 in the evening.
sardar SI will go the Sona bar at 7Pm and find all the murderer in the bar. He will call up his officer and said. "sir, murderers are already in the bar so you can come". Officers say "great job, you wait I will come to station".
sardar SI says, no sir, you have to come to Sona bar not to station.
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