Thursday, February 4, 2010

PJ (Hindi) - questions

- In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?

A - The other 9 fish are crying.................


Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???

coz, they all started clapping !!!!


What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
- ...and the Answer


Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"

Whatz a (P + i J)?

- A "complex poor joke"

Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.


A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.

Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

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