Teacher student jokes 4

• Sun or Moon
  Which is more important to us?
  
  
  Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
  
  Pupil : "The moon".
  
  Teacher : "Why?"
  
  Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
• Standing stupid
  A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!'
  
  After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
  
  The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Santa?'
  
  'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' 
• Future Tense
  Teacher: Monica ne kal ghas khaya iska future tense batao ?
  Student: Monica kal doodh degi... 
•  2 Reasons not to go school
  Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!'
  
  'But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
  
  'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
  
  'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!'
  
  'Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.'
  
  'Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
• Camera
  A class teacher of primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the childeren.
  
  
  One student asked "Mam why did you braught that camera?"the teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos,so that,
  
  
  And when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now",
  
  
  Certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now."