How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
~ Both of them.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
~ He buys two cases of beer.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
~ The bonds mature.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
~ So men can remember them.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
~ No one knows, it's never happened.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
~ They all already have boyfriends.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
~ A widow.

When does a woman care for a man's company?
~ When he owns it.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
~ Put the remote control between his toes.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
~ They're married.