Jokes on pagal

• Aik Pagal doosrey pagal se : agar main yeh torch jalaoo'n to kya tum roshni ke saharey aasmaan par charh jao gey?

Doosra pagal: nahi , main itna bewaqoof nahi , mujhey pata hai jab main thora sa ooper jaoo'n ga to tum torch band kar do gey aur main neecher gir paroo'n ga 

• aik pagal minar-e-pakistan kay oper chala jata hai keh kood kar khud-kushi kar lay ga.sab usay mana kar rahay hotay hain aur woh sun nahi raha hota.itnay mai aik aur pagal aata hai aur pochta hai keh kya howa.log usay batatay hain keh woh shaks oper sai nechay chalang laganay ka keh raha hai.sab usay rok rahay hain lekin woh sunta hee nahi.itna sun kar dosra pagal kehta hai thehrain main isay rokta hoon.aur usay kehta hai neechay utar aao warna main minar ko kainchee sai kaat doon ga.yeh sun-na tha keh pehla pagal bhaag kar neechay utar aaya.
  logon nay hairat sai pocha keh hamari baat nahi maani aur aik pagal ki baat maan lee.to pehla pagal bola keh woh to pagal tha kya pata waqae kainchee sai minar ko kaat deta.  
• A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
  
  Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
  
  The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
  
  The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
  
  Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
• ak PaGal shaks hmesha yhi khta rhta hay
  "Ghulail (Ketti) bnaonga Chirya (Birds) maron ga"
  "Ghulail (Ketti) bnaonga Chirya (Birds) maron ga"
  usky ghr waly us sy bht pareshan hoty hain
  or uska ilaj krwaty hain
  ilaj k bad doctor khty hain ye ab bilkul theek hay
  phr pagal sy pochty hain
  ab btao tm kia krogy
  Pagal khta hay
  "ab main bilkul theek hogya hon
  ab main aik Murghi kharedonga
  phr Choozy nikalonga
  phr poltri farm kholonga
  jb bht saari Murghian hojaingi
  tu unko baich kr bakriaan(Goats) khareedonga
  jb bakriaan bht zyada hojaingi tu unhain baich kr Gaay(Cow) khredonga
  phr jb bht saari gaay hojaingi tu mera pora aik Bara hoga
  main bht ameer hojaonga
  Phr main shaadi kronga
  phr mera aik beta hoga
  Bety ki phly Saalgirah pr main usko aik naiker la kr donga
  wo naiker pehny ga....... pehny ga........... pehny ga
  Jb naiker Phut jayga
  us may sy lastick nikalonga
  "Ghulail bnaonga Chirya maron ga"
• 1 pagal aadmi chaand ko bahut der tak dekhta hai, aur thodi der mein kehta hai -- Jalte raho kab tak jaloge, jab bijli ka bill aayega kab pata chalega.
  
• 1 pagal American se:
  Tum japanese ho na?
  Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
  Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!
  A:nahi me american hon
  P:Nahi tum japnese ho
  A:han han me japnese hon
  P: Lagte to american ho:p:D