Two campers were aroused one night by the sounds of a huge bear tearing  up their campsite. Realizing that the bear would soon make its way to  their tent, they started planning their strategy. One of the campers  started putting on shoes.
His buddy said "Hey, even with shoes on you  ll never outrun that bear".
He replied "I don t *have* to outrun the  bear, I just have to outrun *you*".
 
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