Teacher student jokes

• TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
  PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
  TEACHER : What are you talking about?
  PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
• Teacher: WHAT HAPPEN TO GOLD IF EXPOSED IN AIR?
  RAMESH: IT IS STOLEN,SIR
• TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
  PAPPU : Here it is!
  
  TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
  CLASS : PAPPU!
• TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
  PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
  
  TEACHER : No, that's wrong
  PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
• TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  PAPPU : I is...
  
  TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
  PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
• TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
  
  PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
• PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
  FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
  PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
  
• TEACHER: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?                                           PAPPU: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
• Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"
  Student: "America!"
  Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"
  Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"
• TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
  PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. 
• TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
  PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"  
• TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
  PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
• TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
  PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! 
• TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPPU: A teacher  
• Teacher: Where does God live?
  Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
  Teacher: Why do you say that?
  Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'bhaagwaan tum andar ho kya'  
•  Teacher: Teacher(asks student)-wats ur father names ?
  student(replys teacher) -his name is BUTTER RED
  Teacher: teacher(with a surprised face)-wat ?
  student(replys) -yes maam his name is MAKHAN LAL !!!!!
• Teacher:Who was Raja Ram Mohan Roy ?
  Student:They all four were great friends
• Teacher:"What is your name?".
  Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
  Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
  Student:"My name is Sunlight." 
• Teacher:how were the exams?
  Student:the questions were easy but the answeres were hard.
• Teacher:Ritu spell "Blind Bird"
  RITU:B,l,n,d B,r,d
  Teacher:Where are the two i's??
  RITU:Teacher a blind bird doesn't have eyes!
  Teacher:????????? 
• Once a techer said to the children:When I will ask you a question give the answer very fast.
  Teacher:What is the capital of India?
  Child:Very fast
• Teacher:ONCE TEACHER ASKED A CHILD 'WHERE IS THE HIMALAYAS " STUDENT SAID"I DONT KNOW."
  Student:THEN TEACHER ORDERED HIM TO STAND ON THE CHAIR" THEN STUDENT TOLD THE TEACHER INNOCENTLY "I STILL CAN'T SEE IT."    
• Student: Can you tell me mam, why would a room go to a doctor?
  Teacher: You stupid! Anyway, what is the answer?
  Student: Very simple! Because it has always got window-pane!
• Sir:How can you tell a hawk has good eye sight?
  Raj:Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles
• Teacher:What happened in 1869?
  Student:Gandhi ji was born.
  Teacher:What happened in 1873?
  Student:Gandhiji was four years old. 
• Teacher:Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
  Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
  Teachear:Ramya,what about you?
  Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet. 
• Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
  Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
• A teacher to a Parent:
  Teacher:Ma'm your son has cheated in his examinations.
  Parent:You can prove that I am sure
  Teacher:Well put it this way the first answer of your child's partner was yes.
  Parent:So that proves nothing .
  Teacher:But for the second question your son's partner wrote "i dont know" and your son wrote "neither do I"
• Once a teacher with her students went to visit a zoo.
  When the teacher saw the lion she told her students that the lion belonged to the cat family.
  A watchman heard her and told her that the lion belonged to the zoo not the cat family.
• Teacher:Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
  Student:A holiday
• Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
  Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
  Teacher:Why?
  Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!